- Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
- Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
- Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
- Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
- Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
- Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
oh my goD im gonna cry over baby goats
loOK HE’S LIKE FIE FEET IN THE AIR
oH MY GOSH LIL BUDDIES
HOW ARE YOU FLYING
HOW DO YOU GET THIS ALTITUDE YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAB
NO DON’T BE AFRAID IVE HEARD GOAT BBS CAN FLY
IM HAVIBG A CRIISIS
GOAT CRISIS 🐐