I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.

  • Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
  • Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
  • Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
  • Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
  • Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
  • Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL

(Source: lea-michele, via bobfly)

10knotes:

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death-by-lulz:

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death-by-lulz:

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lolsofunny:

niknak79:

Bear with me , I have to take this call

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

niknak79:

Bear with me , I have to take this call

(lol here!)

My thoughts whenever someone unfollows me:

laugh-addict:

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(Source: cumber-bamf)

tallsadandgay:

grantaire-dont-care:

oh my goD im gonna cry over baby goats

loOK HE’S LIKE FIE FEET IN THE AIR

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oH MY GOSH LIL BUDDIES

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HOW ARE YOU FLYING

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HOW DO YOU GET THIS ALTITUDE YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAB

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NO DON’T BE AFRAID IVE HEARD GOAT BBS CAN FLY

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IM HAVIBG A CRIISIS

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GOAT CRISIS 🐐

(via vhanstiel)

When someone thinks you’re serious, when you’re just being sarcastic

laugh-addict:

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(Source: carryonmywaywarddad)

death-by-lulz:

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one-derections:

hhaahoran:

drunk niall with a rOSE IN HIS MOUTH im gonna need to ask u to leave italy immediately

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are we going to ignore the fact that he seems to be talking on a shoe?? ok

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staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…